1959 Gibson Les Paul Standard - Sunburst

Go find ANOTHER Nineteen Fifty-Nine Gibson Les Paul with THIS kind of flame for sale right now!  I have fully authenticated this guitar twice.  This Les Paul has what many Burst aficionados consider THE consummate type of flame; breathtaking all-over coverage, moderate color retention, a FLAMED mahogany back, swirly-grained mahogany sides - Jesus, Mary & Joseph it's CHRISTMAS!  Shall I go on?  100% correct parts, untouched inlays/fretboard, proper 1959 neck profile, NEVER had a Bigsby, NEVER had Grovers, beautifully-balanced PAFs, VG+ condition.  Wanna pick a couple nits? O.K. - original pickups out, then back in; it's had a magnificent Terry Mueller refret with correct vintage profile fretwire for which we've deducted one dollar; it has the lightest of angel-hair weatherchecking and almost imperceptible rivet wear which warrants a seven dollar price adjustment - which brings us to the BEST news so far - $299K puts you "in the Club" with a FLAME top from "the year".  How 'bout the cherry on the sundae - it's a "Book Burst", showing up in "Tone Man"!  You know what to do, Boys - go beat the Bernie's of the World to what's left of your stock fund and put your money where you'll be HAPPY!